CHESTER...special guest star of “Wasteland” He never dressed like a streetwalker. He always admitted who his children were. He didn't have a rap sheet He never picked a pocket or killed women in wheelchairs. He never skipped out on a coffee house check. He didn't kill a family member to save Brennan. He looks like a locust and not a rat. His mentor was The Pition. He doesn't have a strange attraction to cheese. He never appeared as a hologram. He doesn't wear a wig. He never admitted late in the game to the invention of strange,terrible devices his friends found abhorrent. His girlfriends weren't fickle, fickle, fickle witches or anorexics. He liked Mason. You could tell, it was in his eyes. Chester knows where the Jello is. He put the Jello where Lexa could reach it. He never collected dog tags from people that he didn't save even though he could have. He never kissed anyone's forehead. He never stole the last piece of pizza. Chester has never dyed his hair red.
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Ode to Chester -- heartfelt sentiments elicited by this most special of locusts.