Hymn of the Pition
(to the tune of “Faithful Marianne”)

Once there was a Pition and now there is none
Once there was a Pition and now there is none
Marsbar had it banned, Marsbar had it banned
Marsbar had it banned, the humor is gone

Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed I did see
Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed I did see
The bright precious Pition, the bright precious Pition
The bright precious Pition come looking for me

And when I awakened I found it not so
And when I awakened I found it not so
Was kicked from the forum
Was kicked from the forum
Was kicked from the forum, had nowhere to go

Once there was a Pition and now there is none
Once there was a Pition and now there is none
It’s gone and leave me, it’s gone and leave
It’s gone and leave me to Season 3 mourn

~Falconia

 

Each worshipper has their own vision of the Pition.  This is Falconia’s.